Why do University of
| College jokes
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.
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A hunter visited another hunter
| Hunting jokes
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "when did you bag him?" The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife." "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter. "My wife."
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Q: How is Clinton's
| Clinton jokes
Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
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A student comes to a young
| School jokes
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
| Dog jokes
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
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What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.