Three people die, a Doctor a school

A fellow was very much in

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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that the

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When a visitor to a small town in Georgia

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When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child

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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?

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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!

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Have you seen www.square.com?

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Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven't got around to it.

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What is the cat's favourite TV

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What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !

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Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor ‘what did you do on Earth?’ The Dotor replied, I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free. St. Peter told the Doctor, ‘you may go in. St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, I taught educationally challenged children. St. Peter then told her ‘you may go in. St. Peter asked the third man, ‘what did you do?’ The man hung his head and replied, ‘I ran a large HMO. To which St. Peter replied, ‘you may go in, but you can only stay 3 days.