Two bishops were
| Religious jokes
Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?"
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In what state will you find the most cows?
| Cow jokes
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!
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Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
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Q. What does CHAOS stand
| Firefighter jokes
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
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Did you hear about the sick ghost?
| Ghost jokes
Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
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A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, “Jump, frog, jump!” The frog jumped across the room. The biologist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, “Frog with four legs jumped eight feet.” Then he cut the frog’s front legs off. Again he ordered, “Jump, frog, jump!” The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet. After measuring the distance, the biologist noted in his journal, “Frog with two legs jumped three feet.” Next, the biologist cut off the frog’s back legs. Once more, he shouted, “Jump, frog, jump!” The frog just lay there. “Jump, frog, jump!” the biologist repeated. Nothing. The biologist noted in his journal, “Frog with no legs – lost its hearing.”