What did Santa
| Weather jokes
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.
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It seems that a devout, good couple was about
| Lawyer jokes
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought
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Why are spiders like tops ?
| Insect jokes
Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
| Letter jokes
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
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Q. Who is the greatest
| Religious jokes
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
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Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.