Hubby - You always carry my photo in your
| Marriage jokes
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?
| Humor jokes
What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.
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Doctor: You seem to be in
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
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Why did the vampire go crazy
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
| Fishing jokes
Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water. Bob can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secre
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Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!