There was some mix-up with a
| Travel and tourist jokes
There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was trying to remedy the situation. He asked, "Would you like an inside cabin or an outside cabin?" She replied, "Well, it looks like it might rain today. I'd better get an inside cabin."
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Computers are not intelligent.
| Computer jokes
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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What do elephants say as a compliment
| Elephant jokes
What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
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What US state has the most cows?
| Cow jokes
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!
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What gives milk and has a horn?
| Cow jokes
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive” The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers “God Save The Queen” and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers “Viva La France” and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers “Remember the Alamo” and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.