Where does a burger go on vacation?
| Burger jokes
Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
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First cannibal: I can't find anything to
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
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What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
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What's a bee-line ?
| Insect jokes
What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !
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Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. “I didn’t sleep with my wife before I was married,” said one clergyman self-righteously, “Did you?” “I don’t know,” said the other. “What was her maiden name?”