If buttered toast always
| Answer me this jokes
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
| Snowman jokes
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
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Several women were discussing what they should
| Food jokes
Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."
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Q. What do you call a line
| Dance jokes
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"
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Little boy to airline pilot:
| Aviation jokes
Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."
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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!