Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
| Judge jokes
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money." Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."
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Did you hear about the Oklahoma
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy.
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What would you get
| Easter jokes
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
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After seeing a
| Car and train jokes
After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane. The first race came along and the ca
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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
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Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president’s spouse, Bill Clinton.