I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
| Criminal jokes
I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?'
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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
| Police jokes
Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
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Personally I think one of the greatest things
| Marriage jokes
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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A father and his small son were standing in front
| Zoo jokes
A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..." "Yes, son?"
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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.