Q: What did
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything'
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The President is running down the street one
| Political jokes
The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it's wonderful that you're doing such a good thing." The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would
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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
| Rabbit jokes
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
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What do clouds want to be when they grow
| Weather jokes
What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms
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Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and
| Bird jokes
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She’d hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. “Excuse me, miss,” said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. “The Hilton doesn’t mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday.” “What difference does it make?” Joan asked rather calmly. “No one can see me up here, and besides, I’m covered with a towel.” “Not exactly,” said the embarrassed man. “You’re lying on the dining room skylight.”