What kind of ghosts haunt operating
| Dead and dying jokes
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.
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What instrument do piggys play in a band?
| Pig jokes
What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!
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Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have
| Police jokes
Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.
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How does an octopus go to war ?
| Various animal jokes
How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !
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What do you call a pig with the flu?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig with the flu? A swine swine.
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Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money.” Glaring down at him, the judge replied, “He’s not. I am. You do.”