What do you get if you cross a
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
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One morning this blonde calls her friend and
| Blonde jokes
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the picture on the box, I'd guess it's a tiger," replied the b
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What does a bald elephant
| Elephant jokes
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.
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Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate
| Farmer jokes
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.
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What do you get if you cross a bird with a
| Monster jokes
What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!
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Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!