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Pig's explanation for the creation of the

| Pig jokes

Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe: The Pig Bang Theory.

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant

| Accountant jokes

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No'

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Q: How do you keep a

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.

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Teacher: "Who built the first American

| Car and train jokes

Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact."

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Where do birds invest their money ?

| Bird jokes

Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !

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Come here, you greedy wretch. I’ll teach you to eat all your sister’s birthday chocs. It’s all right Dad, I know how !