Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
| Dentist jokes
Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?" Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."
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What should you do if you are on a picnic
| King Kong jokes
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
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Professor: I forgot to take
| College jokes
Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
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Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what
| Cow jokes
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!
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Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?