Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting

| Bird jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"? Short John Silver!

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As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife

| Marriage jokes

As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. "America," the husband replied. Looking at

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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths

| Military jokes

An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant

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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.