Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of
| Political jokes
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.
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Why is a ghost like an empty house?
| Ghost jokes
Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there's no body there!
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
| Apple jokes
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
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Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing
| Religious jokes
Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."
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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don’t worry it’s just a chain reaction!