There are three ways a
| Hair and bald jokes
There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed'
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel,
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow with a spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodlemoo!
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First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's
| Monster jokes
First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
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Did you hear
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk at the
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What hired killer never goes to jail?
| Criminal jokes
What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator.
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One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, “Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought — I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her friend asks, “What’s the puzzle of?” “From the picture on the box, I’d guess it’s a tiger,” replied the blonde. The friend obliges, and when he arrives the blonde greets him at the front door and then shows him the puzzle spread out all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box. Then, he turns to her and says, “I’m afraid that no matter what I do, I’m not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of the tiger on the box.” “Why not?” asks the disappointed blonde. “Because, you didn’t buy a jigsaw puzzle… what you have here is a box of Frosted Flakes.”