Teacher: You copies from
| School jokes
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you? Pupil: How did you know? Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
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Q: Why do women have tits?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.
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Definition of Divorce: The future tense of
| Divorce jokes
Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
| Cow jokes
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!
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His girlfriend returned all his letters.
| Letter jokes
His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!