Customer: Why doesn't this
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
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What's grey and goes round and round ?
| Elephant jokes
What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !
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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp,
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
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A snake
| Blind jokes
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should b
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What's the best thing about turning
| Old age jokes
What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen.
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Kidnapped ! by Caesar Quick