Customer: There’s something wrong with my hot

Someone

| Christmas jokes

Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!

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Yo mama so fat she's got her own

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

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What do you get if you cross

| Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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What is the most romantic city in England?

| Humor jokes

What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!

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There's

| Religious jokes

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery wo

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Customer: There’s something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I’m a waiter, not a veterinarian.