Recruits were shocked at the language the
| Military jokes
Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
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Q: Which way did the programmer go?
| Computer jokes
Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!
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Teacher: Look at the state of the school
| Computer jokes
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it! Pupil: But then it will crack and we won't be able to use it at all.
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yo mama is so fat
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...
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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the
| Beauty jokes
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the ass
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Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!