Helpline? I’ve just pushed a

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

| Women jokes

Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

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What did the astronaut see on his

| Space jokes

What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

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A man walks into a pub

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."

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Q: What did the blonde's

| Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.

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Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?

| Cat jokes

Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream

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Helpline? I’ve just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive! Has the computer stopped working? No, but there’s a lot of crackling.