A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about

Something

| Birthday jokes

Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.

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Barber: Your hair is getting grey,

| Hair and bald jokes

Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?

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What sort of animals make the best TV

| Movie and TV jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

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One day a drunk walked into

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?" The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so ver

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How do cats eat spaghetti ?

| Cat jokes

How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!” The golfer, annoyed, says, “What is it?” “It’s a special golf ball,” says the salesman. “You can never lose it!” “Whattaya mean,” scoffs the golfer, “you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?” “No problem,” says the salesman. “It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it.” “Well, what if you hit it into the woods?” “Easy,” says the salesman. “It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed.” “Okay,” says the golfer, impressed. “But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?” “No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I’m telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!” The golfer buys it at once . “Just one question,” he says to the salesman. “Where did you get it?” “Ummm, I found it.”