Yo mama so lazy that she came in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Three firefighters
| Firefighter jokes
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather was misrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his
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What could you do if you were on a
| Food jokes
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
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Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
| Men jokes
Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.