How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
| Rabbit jokes
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
| Yo momma jokes
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
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Did you hear about the underwater snooker
| Sport jokes
Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!
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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.