Why don't elephants like playing cards in
| Elephant jokes
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing
| Cow jokes
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
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A technician advised his customer to put his
| Computer jokes
A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room.
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Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
| Computer jokes
Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."
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At a
| Humor jokes
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage.
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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it’s credit cards !