A cat and a mouse died on the same
| Heaven and hell jokes
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them 'How do you like it so far?' The mouse replied 'It's great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?' God said 'Sure', and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and a
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you
| Music jokes
Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
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Which bird is always out of breath ?
| Bird jokes
Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !
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A little boy
| Money jokes
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so im
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Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your
| Aviation jokes
Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.. "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"
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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.