Which of the Himalayas is the
| Answer me this jokes
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
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Young Bobby was
| Parent jokes
Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, remember, son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."
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Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.
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What's the
| Bus jokes
What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
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A guy walks in to the
| Hair and bald jokes
A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that." Guy sa
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One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, “Why did you do that?” The drunk said very apologetically, “I am so very sorry sir. Please forgive me. I can’t help it. It’s an illness I can’t get rid of. I am so ashamed of it. How can I make it up to you?” The bartender answered, “Haven’t you seen anyone about this problem?” The drunk replied, “I never thought of that. Maybe I will.” The bartender said, “Don’t come back until you do get help,” and the drunk left. About three months later the drunk came back to the same bar, ordered another gin and tonic, drank half of it, and poured the rest of it on the bartender. The bartender shouted, “I thought I told you not to come back until you got help!” The drunk replied, “I did. Now I don’t feel ashamed.”