What does an octopus take on a camping
| Various animal jokes
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!
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A Brit, a
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No cloth
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The cowboy
| Cowboy jokes
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never." "Well, you said on this form you were bi
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Why was the banker bored? Because he lost
| Humor jokes
Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It’s a tender tail!