Manager: Twenty

Yo mama so old she ran track with

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,

| Money jokes

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

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An explorer

| Marriage jokes

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said "I want to know the person you hate the most" The explorer said "That's gotta

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How do you make a rabbit fast?

| Rabbit jokes

How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.

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How do you keep an imbecile

| Idiot and fool jokes

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!