A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why
| Humor jokes
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.
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Why did the dog jump into the sea?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!
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What do you call an aardvark that's just won
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband “beats her.” The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. “Every damn time your Honor,” she sighed, “Every damn time !”