Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman

A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why

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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

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Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!

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Havent I

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Havent I seen your face before? a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"

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What do a

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What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband “beats her.” The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. “Every damn time your Honor,” she sighed, “Every damn time !”