What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy
| Dog jokes
What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !
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My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that
| Marriage jokes
My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got.
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How do skunks like their e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.
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A student was heading home for the holidays.
| Aviation jokes
A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London." The confused agent said, "I'm so
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I went to a restaurant that serves
| Restaurant jokes
I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !