A young ventriloquist is touring the
| Blonde jokes
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of yo
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How does a baboon make phone calls?
| Telephone jokes
How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
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Worthless Son In Law
| Vietnamese
""I can't believe my terrible fate,"" cried Cu Teo. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied ""My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesn't know how to drink or gamble."" ""Then what's the problem?"" they asked. ""You should be glad that your son-in-law doesn't drink or
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.”