Yo mama so fat she’s got her own

An American tourist is

| Travel and tourist jokes

An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: "How large is the population here?" "Around 1.5 billion" -- the guide answers American, After a short pause: "So, what else do you do here?"

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An eighty

| Old age jokes

An eighty year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's office, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the

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The Judge said to the defendant.

| Police jokes

The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again." "Your Honor," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen."

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What's the worst thing you're likely to

| School jokes

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!

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I came in to

| Dentist jokes

I came in to make an appointment with the dentist. said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

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