What do you get if you cross a woodpecker
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
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Doctor: Did you take the patient's
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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A husband and wife were driving down a country
| Farmer jokes
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster.
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A couple of old guys were golfing
| Sport jokes
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?" "Well, I was on the course yesterday when
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Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn’t have time to finish it.