Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
| Witch jokes
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?
| Pig jokes
What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!
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I don't know where you got your face
| Face jokes
I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"
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How many computer journalists does it take
| Journalist jokes
How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy
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How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!