Q: Who has the right of
| Car and train jokes
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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A father is asked by his
| Children jokes
A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career." "Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
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Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
| Computer jokes
Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."
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What's the difference between a vampire
| Food jokes
What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
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Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die." Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. "He died," s
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Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a “quickie”, only you do it yourself.