One day a drunk walked into
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One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured the rest on the bartender. The bartender got angry, grabbed the drunk by the collar, pulled him close to his face, and asked, "Why did you do that?" The drunk said very apologetically, "I am so ver
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Two shoe salespeople were
| Salesmen jokes
Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, "I'm returning on the next flight. Can't sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot." At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, tel
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Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a
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Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a Breathalyzer? asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool. "Well, I'd have to say that it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent. "Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years!"
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You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide
| Yo momma jokes
You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!
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What is a dog's favourite sport ?
| Dog jokes
What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
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A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, “That’s it.”