At our local
| Restaurant jokes
At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?'
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Polceman:
| Police jokes
Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: "What's the charge?" Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service.
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Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.
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I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw
| Blonde jokes
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
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Knock Knock
| Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
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After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot. In my modern and carefully tested sytem an error is absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible, …”