An English
| Criminal jokes
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said, "Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when
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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the
| Pig jokes
What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon? Sow-r dough bread.
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One day a lady was driving on the
| Old age jokes
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashin
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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
| Sport jokes
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!
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Why did the spotted pigs run away?
| Pig jokes
Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?” His wife, irritated by her husband’s lack of discretion shouts back, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four!”