Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.

Can a hamburger marry a

| Burger jokes

Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

| Fishing jokes

What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.

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A deputy

| Police jokes

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too. Said the policeman, "I'll bet that you're also an es

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One day a blonde went to a

| Blonde jokes

One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.

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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate

| Fishing jokes

How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.

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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!