What do you call a snake that informs the police
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
| Christmas jokes
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.
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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths
| Military jokes
An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'
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Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
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What did the bumble bee striker say?
| Sport jokes
What did the bumble bee striker say? Hive scored!
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What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.