Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of
| Journalist jokes
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
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Have you heard the story about the
| Food jokes
Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.
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Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a
| Police jokes
Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?" The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an
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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up
| Bird jokes
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !
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What do burgers think when they are
| Burger jokes
What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.
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An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off.” The English prisoner said, “Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?” The German replied, “Ya, that vill not be a problem.” A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, “Well, could drop it over England like you did last time?” “Ya, that vill be done,” says the German. The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, “Well, could you do the same as before?” The German replies, “Vhy, ya.” The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. “Well,” begins the Brit, “could you just…” The German snapped , “No! We think you are trying to escape!”