What happened to the man who put his false
| Teeth jokes
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
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Customer: How long must I wait
| Waiter jokes
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered? Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
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Q: How many editors does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.
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Why did the dentist
| Dentist jokes
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!
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What flies around your light at night
| Various animal jokes
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
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What is a vampire’s favorite sport? Batminton.