What do you get if you cross a worm and a young
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ? A dirty kid !
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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Dad, can you write in the dark?
| School jokes
Dad, can you write in the dark? "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card."
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Titus was on a
| Idiot and fool jokes
Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"
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What did the police
| Police jokes
What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.
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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One’s mad cow disease, the other’s an agricultural problem.