Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a
| Marriage jokes
Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me? she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. "I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
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I was glad when one fish got
| Fishing jokes
I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
| Blind jokes
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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What kind of elephants live in Antartica
| Elephant jokes
What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !
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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of
| Telephone jokes
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," s
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What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!