What kind of elephants live in Antartica

What are your two favourite times to party?

| Time jokes

What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!

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What did they call Dracula when he won the

| Sport jokes

What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!

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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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Two men were knocking in nails to

| Idiot and fool jokes

Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"

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Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when

| Dirty jokes

Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?" ! Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !