A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
| Dentist jokes
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don
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Q: Why do saunas remind some people of
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.
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Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!" Caddy: "This isn't a watch, sir, its a compass!"
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Rush Limbaugh
| Farmer jokes
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
| Cannibal jokes
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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I caught a twenty pound salmon last week. “Were there any witnesses?” “There sure were. If there hadn’t been, it would have been forty pounds.”