A man goes skydiving for the first time. After
| Dirty jokes
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again. Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his ba
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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but I can't make long distance calls any longer! Operator: Don't worry. Your long distance calls are long enough already!
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What do mice do when they're at
| Mouse jokes
What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !
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What do you call a person who falls onto
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in
| Computer jokes
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”